The Student Publication of Denver East High School

Illuminati at East; 5 Verifications of True Conspiracies at our School



  1. From an ariel perspective, the building is in the shape of a letter I, for Illuminati, or the letter H, for Heck. Heck!

  2. In reality, East is an ancient temple. At its earliest conception, the historic building was actually a pyramid, but was redesigned in the 1930s after mass public speculation. Here’s proof:
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3. The wall of fame on the 3rd floor commemorates one of the most prolific illuminati members. I’ll give you 5 bucks if you can guess which one. don cheadle rear end illuminati

4. The statue of the lady on top of the school is a goddess in the illuminati culture. stone angel

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5.The esplanade is a burial ground for the presidents of the illuminati Denver Chapter.

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